Jun 24, 2009

2 Hijade ek shaadi - santa banta sms

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.


Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.

Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.

Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!

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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

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Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?

Pappu: (Luking down) No...

Santa: Don't look down. Look at me.
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