Fool SMS

---------------------------------- Kuch nahi mere mobile ko apke mobile se pyar ho gaya hai isi liye line mar raha hai.
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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki
AIDS chhune se nahi failta
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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
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mil gia,
oay mil gia

mil gia

oay oay mil gia

mil gia ,
oay mil gia

April main mara SMS prny wala ik or bewaqof mil gia,


HELLO FOOL
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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.



Its on 1st of April. Surprised?



Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?
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I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki "AIDS" chhune se nahi failta.
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All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
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When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
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Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB

(hint-

it should be 5)



Read caps word reversely.
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
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In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
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When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
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Heard you are celebrating a belated birthday this year…. Bet all those other fools sent cards on time!.
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Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldnt be any fun living in it, or profit.
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A fool may have his coat embroidered with gold, but it is a fools coat still.
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Young men think old men fools, and old men know young men to be so.
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Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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Only a fool knows everything. A wise man knows how little he knows.
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Come, fill the Cup, and in the Fire of Spring
The Winter Garment of Repentance fling:
The Bird of Time has but a little way
To fly--and Lo! the Bird is on the Wing.
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
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Keep your faith in all beautiful things;
in the sun when it is hidden,
in the Spring when it is gone.
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When the time is ripe for certain things,
these things appear in different places in the manner
of violets coming to light in the early spring.
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April is the cruelest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.
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In the landscape of Spring there is neither
better or worse.
The flowering branches grow naturally,
some long, some short.
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I love spring anywhere, but if I could choose I would always greet it in a garden.
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In snowbound,
voiceless,
mountain depths,
to herald spring,
pine trees sound in tune.
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The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.
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Just sitting quietly, doing nothing,
Spring comes, and the grass grows by itself.
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Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go;
it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow.
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Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go;
it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow.
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Sakura, Sakura.
Noyamamo satomo
Miwatasu kagiri.
Kasumi-ka kumo-ka.... asahi-ni niou
Sakura, Sakura,
Hanazakari.
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Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day.
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In my old home
which I forsook, the cherries
are in bloom.
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No Winter lasts forever, no Spring skips its turn.
April is a promise that May is bound to keep, and we know it.
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Winters done, and Aprils in the skies,
Earth, look up with laughter in your eyes!
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When March goes on forever,
And Aprils twice as long,
Who gives a damn if spring has come,
As long as winters gone.
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Is it so small a thing
To have enjoyed the sun,
To have lived light in the spring,
To have loved, to have thought, to have done?
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I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
Happy April Fool Day!
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Aisa Dostana hamara,
Mai Kashti tu Kinara,
Mai Dhanush tu Teer,
Mai Matar tu Paneer,
Mai Varsha tu Badal,
Mai Hot tu Cool,
Mai April tu…?
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Watch ND tv news jaldi!!!

India is selected for super 8 because Sirlanka,
Players got cought in drug test!

Bewakuf April fool!
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In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
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WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
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Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful?

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

? aprilfool, aprilfool ?
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Hum nay april fool manay
to unko gosa aya
hamra kiya kasoor
Zamnay ka kasoor
jisne yeh dastoor banya.
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Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
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Phulone phulo ko phulo ki phulwari me wish kiya.
U arethe most beauti-fool, wonder-fool among all fools
Happy Fools Day.
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DL9C-AP 2370
DL9C-2G 1191
DL9C-2G 1589

itne gaur se kya dekh rahe ho kal subah in gadiyon par kapda marna hain..!!!!!!
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I REALLY LIKE U


I TRULY LIKE U


L LIKE U VERY MUCH
KYUNKI "GEETHA MEIN LIKHA HAIN-PAAP SE NAFRATH KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"
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Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.
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Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"