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Zindagi me agar kuch jaan-na ho, to apne dimag ki suno or dimag se b koi jawab na mile to ankhe band kar k socho kya mere pass dimag hai??
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Aapki ek muskan par hazaroon log marte hain. Aapki ek muskan par hazaroon log marte hain! So keep smiling to reduce population..
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Arz kiya hai? Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai, Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai, YAHAN TO IMTIHANO NE hi ZINDAGI LE LI hai.
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Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega, MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega, BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega. Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega…
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Arz kiya hai- Hun mein doctor jahan, Meri wife hai nurse wahan. Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he, Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he.
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System of love: Jan - Rose Feb - Propose Mar - Gift April - Lift May - Chating June - Dating July - Kiss Aug - Miss Sep - Drop Oct - Escape Nov - Rest Dec - Next
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ALLAH ke naam pe, MAULA ke naam pe, Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe, Koi mere is SMS padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo, Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta
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Samunder bhar syllabus hain, Nadi bhar padh pate hain, Balti bhar yaad reheta hain, Mug bhar likh pate hain, Chullu bhar number aate hain, Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain
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Jaani… Jin toofanon mein logon ke aashiyane udd jaate hain, Unn toofanon mein hum apne underwear sukhaate hain
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Tumhari yaad dil se jaane na denge, Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge, Sharafat se contact me rehena, Varna bahut marenge aur rone na denge
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Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
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Kripya dhyan de … .. .. .. .. .. Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.
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John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya pareshan karti hai. Bhajwan: Agar tu itna pareshan hai to (your name) kitna pareshan hoga.
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Hitler raha nahi, Saddam pakda gaya, Bin Laden ka thikana nahi, Veerapppan mara gaya, Aap bhi dikhte nahin, Lagta hai dharti par satyug aane wala hai
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Lab khamosh johate hain jab tum samne aate ho, Dil dhadkta hai jab nigahe milate ho, Saans rukti hai jab tum muskarate ho, Dil kamjor hai mera, Itna kyon darate ho?
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Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So don’t play with my life. - Sardar says 2 mosquito.
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Dil mei basa hai pyaar tera, Aankho mei basi hai tasavir teri, Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, Ham dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.
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Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola, shahjahan ka pota: Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota
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Son: “Dad, are you getting taller?� Dad: “No, why do you ask?� Son: “Because your head is growing through your hair!�
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Raj: What is your baby brother name Raju: I dont know he can’t talk yet
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Teacher: What’s the meaning of a school? Ritesh: A school is a place where father pays and the child plays!
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Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no.