Teacher: Ramu,what is far moon or Mumbai? Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot see Mumbai.
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Robin: Oh God! Please make Mumbai the capital of India Mother: But why son? Robin: Because that’s what I wrote in my test paper
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Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean. What should we do to keep our heart clean? Mona: I don’t know. Probably we must eat the soap.
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Rajiv: “What sort of a car has your dad got?� Amit: “I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.� Rajiv: “Really - Ours only starts with petrol.�
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SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT, NADI jitni EFFORT, BALTI jitna ESTIMATE, DABBEY jitni SALARY, CHULLU jitna INCREMENT, To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT
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Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks Student: I will score 100 % marks Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho? Student : Suroo kisney kiya?
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Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi. Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag ke aayi. aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, saali baap ko le aayi.
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Pledge Of Boys: India is my nation, girls r my destination, dating is my occupation, flirting is my profession, what the hell is this education?
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney.
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Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him
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American gora bola - humhare yahan shaddi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Sardar - kamal hai, humhare yahan toh female se hoti hai! .
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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal. Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai, Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
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Wife- I will die. Husband - I will also die. Wife- Why do you want to die? husband- b’coz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!
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Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha tha toh tumko dekha aur socha tum gharse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo, Agar Nikal gayi to yeh bedard zamana kahegi Who let the dogs out…who who who
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Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar muskurate hain Par unke bachche bade kameene hain Jo hamein mama, mama kah kar bulate hain
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya taarif karu. Dost me aap jaisa Nalayak koi nahi!
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Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo humhe neend bahut aati hai
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
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Tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!
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Dear God, Thank u for making me healthy. Can u also make me sexy? If u can’t make me sexy, plz make all my friends fat and ugly.
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Machhar ne aap ko kata, Yeh us ka junoon tha, Aap ne khujli ki, Aap ka sukoon tha, Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara, Kyun kay us ki ragoon mein aap ka khun tha.
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Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
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Friendship is like a relation between the hand and eyes, its like when the hand gets hurt the eyes cries and when the eyes cries the hand wipes its tears.
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Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
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Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain ek sms to kardiya karo paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain
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Robin: Oh God! Please make Mumbai the capital of India Mother: But why son? Robin: Because that’s what I wrote in my test paper
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Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean. What should we do to keep our heart clean? Mona: I don’t know. Probably we must eat the soap.
_______________________________________
Rajiv: “What sort of a car has your dad got?� Amit: “I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.� Rajiv: “Really - Ours only starts with petrol.�
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SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT, NADI jitni EFFORT, BALTI jitna ESTIMATE, DABBEY jitni SALARY, CHULLU jitna INCREMENT, To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT
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Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks Student: I will score 100 % marks Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho? Student : Suroo kisney kiya?
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Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi. Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag ke aayi. aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, saali baap ko le aayi.
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Pledge Of Boys: India is my nation, girls r my destination, dating is my occupation, flirting is my profession, what the hell is this education?
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney.
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Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him
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American gora bola - humhare yahan shaddi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Sardar - kamal hai, humhare yahan toh female se hoti hai! .
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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal. Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai, Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
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Wife- I will die. Husband - I will also die. Wife- Why do you want to die? husband- b’coz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!
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Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha tha toh tumko dekha aur socha tum gharse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo, Agar Nikal gayi to yeh bedard zamana kahegi Who let the dogs out…who who who
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Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar muskurate hain Par unke bachche bade kameene hain Jo hamein mama, mama kah kar bulate hain
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya taarif karu. Dost me aap jaisa Nalayak koi nahi!
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Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo humhe neend bahut aati hai
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
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Tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!
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Dear God, Thank u for making me healthy. Can u also make me sexy? If u can’t make me sexy, plz make all my friends fat and ugly.
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Machhar ne aap ko kata, Yeh us ka junoon tha, Aap ne khujli ki, Aap ka sukoon tha, Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara, Kyun kay us ki ragoon mein aap ka khun tha.
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Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
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Friendship is like a relation between the hand and eyes, its like when the hand gets hurt the eyes cries and when the eyes cries the hand wipes its tears.
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Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
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Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain ek sms to kardiya karo paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain
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