1-Girl Friend: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Boy Friend: Kyon nahin? Mujhe to shadi-shuda girls bahot pasand hain.
2-Raju: Mera kid bahut fast english bolta hai. Pappu: Beta bolke dikha. Kid: English English English English English.
By- Amit saraswat ( amit.saraswat2010@gmail.com )

hahahahaha…………good