140 words Funny Joke Sms in Hindi

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho
Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.
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Santa Sasural Gaya
Uski sasuma ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ki sabgi khilyi
8ve din pucha kya khaoge
Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga.
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Sharma:- Ek Problem He
Yaar, Meri Beti Jawaan Ho Gai He Kya Karu.?

Verma:- Jawaan Ho Gai Hai To Border Pe Bhej De,
Sare Jawaan Wahi Jate He.
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Ek Aadmi Familly Planing Ke Liye Doctor Ke Clinic Pe Gaya.
Clinic Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Thha Jispar Likha Thha
“Family Planning Ke Liye Kripya Piche Ka Rasta Istamal Kare”
Ye Padd Kar Vo Aadmi Ghar Aa Gaya Aur  Ab Sab Kuch Control Mein hai.

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